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Doug Israel's avatar

Touche

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Kim's avatar

Brilliant, just brilliant. Or as our British cousins would say, “Extraordinary!”

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Max More's avatar

Yep, that about sums it up. Despite his appalling awful debate performance, I'm still voting Trump (really I'm voting anti-Dems). It is desperately sad that these are our choices.

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Carl Pham's avatar

Awesome

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Peter Miller's avatar

Seventeen elections in my lifetime that I'm aware of. Blissfully ignorant of 1952 and 1956. It really doesn't make much difference which party is in charge. Really holding my nose for this election. Your essay sums it up perfectly.

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alexander.helphand's avatar

That was very clever. All of this is 20 -20 hindsight. I have no idea how things will turn out but then neither do the experts. I always wanted to have a job as an expert. They were never wrong.

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James Nick's avatar

Hahaha! An instant classic!

I too have abandoned following the idiocy of the elections, focusing instead on rewatching the entire Green Acres saga. (Mrs. Douglas is way hotter now that I’m older than she was when I was a kid.)

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Robert F. Graboyes's avatar

One of the greatest TV series in history. The surrealism and endless, endless Easter eggs seemed so effortless. e.g., https://fb.watch/uA9GzkjviN/

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James Nick's avatar

That’s a great clip. The show had so much to appreciate that much of it is easily missed on the first (or second or third) viewing, like Newhart, Get A Life and Arrested Development.

Off topic, but another (limited run) TV show I recently discovered and was blown away by is “Mrs. Davis” on Peacock.

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Mr. Ala's avatar

Invitation to precriminations [stat].

I’m in. Whoever loses this election richly deserves to.

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42Willys's avatar

I’m here for this

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Urey Patrick's avatar

Why wait, indeed? Brilliant.

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Richard Tavares Bosshardt's avatar

Loved this post. Very clever and different. Can't wait to fill it out after the election. Depending on the outcome, I will be on may knees (thanking God for the outcome/wailing and gnashing my teeth), Rick

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Mitch Berbrier's avatar

Seriously hilarious and cutting. Good work here!

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Jeremy Leese's avatar

Well played, sir.

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